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Mad_Gerbil · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:00 am Post subject: I've been molested!

I was at the eye doctor yesterday as I needed a new prescription for contacts and the 'doctor' prepped me for the eye exam by removing my contacts for me. After the exam he put new ones in - which in 30 years of going to an eye doctor I've never ever had the doctor actually touch my eyeballs.

I think he lingered.
I think my eyeballs have been fondled!

Have you ever had a doctor do this?
It was so very bizarre.
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Zebos · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:58 am Post subject:

The post yile made me think you once agin ventured into Thievery.

Never had that happen myself- but I also prefer specs to contacts.
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LaughingRat · Mirthful Rodent Joined: 08 Nov 2005 Posts: 515

Was he cute?

And, someone has to say it - you had it coming. Anyone who lets someone do that to them deserves it. Stand up for yourself and take your own damned contacts out!
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WildBill · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:07 pm Post subject:

When I first got contacts, the eye doctor tossed 'em in. It was kinda creepy, but at that point it was less creepy than me putting them in myself.

I don't get molested anymore, he just keeps telling me I'm a perfect candidate for laser correction.
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Bergil · RLF Captain Joined: 12 Oct 2005 Posts: 162

Well, I went to the doctor yesterday, got knocked out, and woke up with a gash in my side and my left nut feels like it was being punched.

My hernia is gone though, so I guess thats a plus.

This is my first time dealing with invasive surgery...its rather...painful.

Ok, sorry to derail the thread, but you were talking about being molested, so....yeah, I kinda feel like that.
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WildBill · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:13 pm Post subject:

Yikes, Garlisk -- hope that feels better soon. Invasive surgery sucks.

I had a fairly rushed appendectomy years back (hah, don't I sound old!), and while I was out of the hospital the next day, I was out of commission from the pain for about a week. I had Serious Painkillers, but didn't like the side effects, so I dropped 'em after a day.

I was also on a clear liquid diet, and it was the day before Thanksgiving. It sucked. But at least I can eat peanuts now.
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Mad_Gerbil · Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:54 pm Post subject:

Somehow the seriousness of me being molested has been lost in all of this -- yet I must admit now that I've met other victims of similar abuse I do feel much closer to all of you.

I guess what I'm saying is...may I touch your eyeballs?
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Ghostly Apparition · Wraith Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 182

My wife was misdiagnosed as haveing a slight kidney infection about 11 years ago. Turns out it was a cyst on her overies. by the time they figured it out they had to rush her in for emergency surgery. They opened her up and the cyst burst, spraying infection all over her intestines. 3 years of surgeries, about 17 different ones, they finallly got it all. Shes missing quite a bit of small intestines and still has problems from time to time, so yeah I think you could say she got molested.
She sued the doctor.. got a piddling amount of money for all the time and pain she went thru. This doctor is still practiceing medicine...... He's probably your doctor. ( your MD, not your eyedoctor)
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Bergil · RLF Captain Joined: 12 Oct 2005 Posts: 162

Actually, the Hernia didn't bother me at all. Ever. But supposedly it could have at any time. Plus, it was pretty damn unsightly.

Uhm...yeah, I don't think any of us are going to top that one Ghostly.

And Gerbs...I don't think "Smoke and Char" is good for eyeballs, so, no you can't touch mine.
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Cap'n Cool · Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:46 pm Post subject:

Poor Mad Gerbil....no one even seemed to notice (it seems everyone has a story) that someone was touching your balls.. er I mean your "eye" balls..
Yeah, that is wierd. Can't say that anyone's ever touched me that way...
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