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Picture on the Nightstand

 
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LaughingRat
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:33 pm    Post subject: Picture on the Nightstand Reply with quote

After a long night of making love, a guy notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed, he begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Above story brought to you by the real adventures of Laughing Rat. Shocked
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