Yes, house painter. Been doing it for 25 years now. Sorry to interrupt your daydream of me as a doddering old man. So, still interested in getting hit upside the head with a crowbar? Let me know. Happy to oblige. :P
Such hostility! It's bad for the heart and soul, you know.
He's a violent painter.
Didja know, Hitler was a housepainter?
*starts planning his world domination* Muahahahah